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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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