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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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