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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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