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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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