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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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