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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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