Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.