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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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