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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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