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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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