Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.