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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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