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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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