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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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