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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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