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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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