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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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