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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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