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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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