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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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