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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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