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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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