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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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