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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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