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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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