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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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