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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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