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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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