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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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