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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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