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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Charlie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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