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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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