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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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