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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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