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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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