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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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