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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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