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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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