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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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