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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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