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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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