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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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