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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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