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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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