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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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