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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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