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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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