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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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