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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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