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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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