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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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