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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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