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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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