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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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