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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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