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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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