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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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